Crack this cookie open - read my fortune!

[Cookie]

Hahaha! Hi all! Just wondering what anyone can pick up. Have fun!
(and please don't be rude, k? Nobody likes rude readers)

[Phonix101]

You have had a long life of loneliness from what I see, you have always had good intentions and many did not see good in you, but I was drawn to you and from what I see your life is about to change in Jesus name, you may not be so lonely anymore soon, good things are about to enter your life receive the blessings God has a plan. {@}>-{

[Kamek]

Hi there! Keep in mind, you're my first person I've ever read. So here we go!

The first thing I saw was a lot of books. You're very intelligent; you have a high IQ. Then, I saw an airplane release a box on a parachute. You opened up the box and saw a paper that said "records" on it. Perhaps you play an instrument? I've been told you've been far away, but I don't know for sure. Then I saw that you might be having another marriage, if you were married before. I don't know if you were, but I've been told that.

You might be going somewhere on vacation soon. I also saw you open a box and reveal a clown suit. I think you're some kind of entertainer.

How accurate was I? I need to know. xD I'm sorry if I wasn't. Seriously, I need to know. Thanks.

[Cookie]

Hi there! Keep in mind, you're my first person I've ever read. So here we go!

The first thing I saw was a lot of books. You're very intelligent; you have a high IQ. Then, I saw an airplane release a box on a parachute. You opened up the box and saw a paper that said "records" on it. Perhaps you play an instrument? I've been told you've been far away, but I don't know for sure. Then I saw that you might be having another marriage, if you were married before. I don't know if you were, but I've been told that.

You might be going somewhere on vacation soon. I also saw you open a box and reveal a clown suit. I think you're some kind of entertainer.

How accurate was I? I need to know. xD I'm sorry if I wasn't. Seriously, I need to know. Thanks.

I'm so sorry but none of that was me

[Oliver_Haddo]

If I may be so bold, I will wager a reply as well. It appears to me, that you are one of those rare souls, who struggles with the grey areas between good and evil, light and dark. And, despite of, or perhaps precisely because of, this you feel yourself attracted to the light in the dark, rather than the light itself. There is something extremely romantic and liberating in redemption, isnt there?

You have a dark, or rather deep, side to you that, at times, drags you under. It often seems that resisting this side is futile and, as it grabs hold of you, all you can do is let it suck you down, and wait for it to spew you out again, whenever, and where-ever that may be. You would do well to remember that it is at these moments, that you are confronted with the pain that defines who you are. Embrace them, and you will overcome their hold over you (I am told blueberries help ;) ).

You value physical appearance, but will not let it define you or your perception of others. You do, however, place higher expectations on yourself than others. You are funny like that. At this point you probably expect me to tell you that you should let go, but I will not. I think you'd do very well having standards that you will not depart from. Just, do not be too hard on yourself. In the end, only imperfection equals freedom!

I will leave you with a final thought: you have far more potential than people give you credit for! Now, of course you know this, but you would do well to accept and live by it as well. There is no need to stay small just because the rest of the world does so.

[Cookie]

If I may be so bold, I will wager a reply as well. It appears to me, that you are one of those rare souls, who struggles with the grey areas between good and evil, light and dark. And, despite of, or perhaps precisely because of, this you feel yourself attracted to the light in the dark, rather than the light itself. There is something extremely romantic and liberating in redemption, isnt there?

You have a dark, or rather deep, side to you that, at times, drags you under. It often seems that resisting this side is futile and, as it grabs hold of you, all you can do is let it suck you down, and wait for it to spew you out again, whenever, and where-ever that may be. You would do well to remember that it is at these moments, that you are confronted with the pain that defines who you are. Embrace them, and you will overcome their hold over you (I am told blueberries help ;) ).

You value physical appearance, but will not let it define you or your perception of others. You do, however, place higher expectations on yourself than others. You are funny like that. At this point you probably expect me to tell you that you should let go, but I will not. I think you'd do very well having standards that you will not depart from. Just, do not be too hard on yourself. In the end, only imperfection equals freedom!

I will leave you with a final thought: you have far more potential than people give you credit for! Now, of course you know this, but you would do well to accept and live by it as well. There is no need to stay small just because the rest of the world does so.

Wow. You just described me perfectly I— I don't know what else to say other than that Everything you said was spot on and thank you for the advice, it's a work in progress