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Re: "insert Joke here"
Reply #5 - 07/28/12 at 11:45:57
 
Aww cookie thanks. I'm sorry I didn't get it but perhaps that's because i,'m a foreigner :/

Anyway, a few knock knock I found here :


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cow Goes
Cow Goes Who?
A Cow Doesn't Go Who...It Goes Moo!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos!
Amos Who?
A mosquito!!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Why are you crying?

Smiley

Ps: Thanks McHappy !! I find jokes on the Internet, if you come across one you like, perhaps you can post it too ! Take care
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Re: "insert Joke here"
Reply #6 - 07/28/12 at 12:14:49
 
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too"
Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply."
I can't believe it," says the first man.
"I'm from Dublin too"
Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!"
, the first man says.
"I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?"
he asks the bartender."
Nothing much," replies the bartender.
"The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."
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Re: "insert Joke here"
Reply #7 - 07/28/12 at 12:19:52
 
A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful."
Whoa, Sam!"
said the bartender.
"Who gave those beauties to you?"
"Nobody gave them to me," said Sam.
"I had to fight like crazy for both of them."
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Re: "insert Joke here"
Reply #8 - 07/28/12 at 12:20:28
 
ahahahah very good
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Re: "insert Joke here"
Reply #9 - 07/29/12 at 01:59:33
 
A man sits at a bar and orders 20 double whiskies and starts to neck them as the barman is pouring them.

The barman says "hey, steady on there buddy, what is the rush?"

The man replies "you would down drinks like this if you had what I've got"

The barman replies "why, what have you got?"

The man empties the last glass, looks up through drunken eyes and replies "2 dollars".
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