So one night on Youtube, I was looking for documentaries about aliens and I found one connected to the Illuminati. This piqued my interest because I believe that the Illuminati exist and are a real dark ever-present threat to this world. Sadly, most of the documentaries I've watched on the Illuminati are made by fundamentalist Christians and are VERY legalistic, basically telling mankind to live in a box and not function because everything is owned by the Illuminati and everything is thus evil. I decided to give this one a shot, hoping it would be more open-minded.  
  Well, the logo for the production company came up in the titles of the doc and I realized I was wrong. I saw the logo for "Turn Off the Night" and rolled my eyes. You see, Turn Off the Night is a legalistic fundamentalist/evangelical Christian organization that basically goes on a witch hunt against "Satanism and the occult in the media." So basically this is from the same kind of  people that brought you the crusades against Dungeons & Dragons and other such nonsense. (Although one thing that befuddled me is that the fantasy author Stephen R. Lawhead is somehow involved in it, although I have no clue as to why, because I'm sure these are the kind of people that would blacklist a fantasy author as a Satan worshipper.
Sorry, didn't mean to ramble, back to my point. I told myself, "Alright, I'll bite and see what this is all about, at least for a while."
  Basically, to make a long story short, they said that all aliens had to be demons because there's no way a craft could reach our solar system from that far away, keep in mind they were using our current technology as a map and didn't take into account all the mind-blowing scientific advancements that other civilizations among the stars might have. Thus they arrived at the conclusion that the craft were inter-dimensional and therefore had to be of demonic origin. Really?!
  I couldn't watch it anymore when they reached the point when they said that the Illuminati were using the demons to fool us as aliens and usher in a satanic one-world empire, and that all science fiction was satanic because it brainwashes us to accept these "demons."
 They also said that aliens were actually the Nephilim, the scientifically advanced giants that were the spawn of demons and humans.
   Okay, this is what I have to say about this b.s. Who are these guys to say that we are alone in the universe and that aliens are demons? Have they been out there to the edge of space? Have they sat down and had a one on one interview with God Mike Wallace-style? And where do they get the ridiculous belief that with all the myriad, endless galaxies and systems out there that we are completely and utterly alone, except for spiritual beings?!
   What's more is do they realize how stupid they made themselves look by using our current space-traveling technology as a guide to alien technology?! And how do they reason that even if these beings were inter-dimensional that automatically makes them demonic?! Sheesh, there's holes in this logic big enough to drive an Imperial Star Destroyer through!! Does anyone else besides me find this laughably ridiculous?

Yes, I do.   I have the same opinion as you. Some people are very... interesting.