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GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING!
08/31/09 at 11:39:43

(why the hell do I have to do ten frickin’ posts just to get a free reading?????????? And what the frick is a “quality” post?????????? It’s not like I plan to stick around after I get a free reading. Unless I can get one every time I go in to chat. To hell with them I’ll just get the frickin’ posts over with ASAP)

Post #1. ( Members’ introduction forum, that’s good maybe a psychic will see that I’m new and want to read me)
Hi I’m Slacker I’m new here I hope to get a reading thanks
Subtext: GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING!

Post #2. (UFOs? Yeah little green men in saucers, shuuuure buddy. But I saw that movie ET once, so …….)
I don’t believe in UFOs but I don’t know maybe they do exist what do you think?
Subtext: GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING!

Post # 3. (Members Kids hey maybe a member is a psychic and they will be flattered about what I say about their kid and will want to give me a free reading to get me to stay and say more nice things about their pics)
Nice kids

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Post #4. (where the frick are those psychics?????????? WTF I can do a quiz at least, doesn’t matter if its real or not, still counts as a frickin’ post)
WHAT KIND OF FRIED PORK RIND ARE YOU?
I’m a “ pick-up drivin’ ten-gallon-hat wearin’ Hank-Williams-croonin’ artery-burstin’ good-ol’boy of a pork rind that’d do my mammy proud “
Subtext: GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING!

Post # 5. (same thing another quizz, doesn’t matter if it’s real or not, still counts as a post and I don’t have to think just press a key)
WHAT KIND OF COW POOP ARE YOU?
“You scored 6, you are a meadow muffin with wires stuck in it and sold to brain-rattled tourists to display on their mantle.”
Subtext: GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING!

Post # 6. (I’ve been here all of ten frickin’ minutes and no free reading, why are they wasting my time?????????? Maybe they need a kick in the butt to let them know I am waiting. Members practice reading forum? Great, let the little boogers practice on me)
Hi I would love a reading whenever you can get to it I want to know about my love life and my future thank you
Subtext: GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING!

Post # 7. (Jokes! Great! Maybe the guy who wrote this will think they should give me a reading because I laughed at their joke)
Ha ha. Grin

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Post #8. (The Paranormal Board - hmmm maybe I should show that I am here for more than just to get a free psychic reading: that will make them want to give me a free psychic reading. I will write a very long and deeply profound post)
Wierd things have been happening to me since I was young. I once thought someone was looking at me but there was nobody else in the house. I would like to know if I am psychic but maybe I am crazy
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Post #9. (Geez just two more of these frickin’ posts to go then I will get my free reading and never have to post anything on this frickin’ site again. That is, unless I want another reading and haven’t found another site in the meantime that offers free readings with no miniscule amount of participation. I hate this. Back to the quizzes, less typing)
WHAT PLY OF TOILET PAPER ARE YOU?
I am a three ply.
Soothing, a real softie. More at home in an urban bidet than in a rustic outhouse.
Subtext: GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING!

Post # 10. (Crap. Will this never end??????? One more post, just one more and then they can shove it!!!!!!!!!! What’s this forum about, Ouija Boards? Oh I know all about ouija boards! There was that time when Wendy and Brittany and Jason and Tyler and me got together with the board Wendy got for her birthday and her big black doggie got so excited to see us squatting on the floor in a circle that he grabbed the little triangle thing and tried to get us to play fetch with it and his tail was wagging so hard he bopped Jason in the face with it and Jason lost his balance and fell over and knocked the lamp off the endtable …….)
I had a bad experience with a ouija board once. We was at my friend Wendy’s and we got out her ouija board and were trying to get Hitler to talk to us or at least Jeffry Dahmer and suddenly I saw a big black beast with fangs coming toward us and suddenly the little triangle thing went flying across the room. Then the beast punched my friend Jason in the face so hard that Jason was lifted right off his feet and then the lights suddenly went out and the room was black and the lamp was levitating just like the Exorcist. This is a great site I would love a reading.
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lavenderangelwings@gmail.com

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Re: GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING!
Reply #1 - 08/31/09 at 13:52:30

This is absolutely hilarious!!!
I have not laughed out loud i have roared.
Your droll humour on how things are here had bought tears to my eyes.
The fact that is so close to what people do for readings here is what makes it so funny.
You have made my day! Grin

I am now going to put a link to this post on my akasha readings board... Wink

love and peace helen.x&&

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nok Grande Fellow Offline I Love The Paranormal Posts: 1103	Re: GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! Reply #2 - 08/31/09 at 14:09:43 I loved this ! This is very, very funny !!! I couldn't stop laughing.
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homebound Moderators Offline I Love The Paranormal Posts: 2356	Re: GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! Reply #3 - 08/31/09 at 15:42:27 very funny Lavenderwings! Had me laughing all the way through.
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wendeelou Fellow Member Offline I am "Paranormal"... :) Posts: 229 Seattle, WA, USA Gender:	Re: GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! GIMME A READING! Reply #4 - 08/31/09 at 16:46:33 Too funny...but true!!!
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